I Could NEVER Hit a Girl

Edit: I am in no way proud of this. This was the first thing I'd ever talked badly about another person in years. I feel terrible about writing it.


I realize that this blog is primarily for school, but I'm posting this anyway. If you're adverse to cussing, you may want to skip over this one.

Okay, this time I'm going to b*tch, rather than lament
About a b*tch who likes to mock my intelligence
She fills my hood with paper and with insults fills my head
Then she's got the nerve to say, "You woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
Half her vocabulary is "um," "like," and, "whatever
B*tch, I think you need to lern 2 tock more better
Work on your vocabulary before you insult my math
You're lucky you're not a guy 'cause I'd f*ckin' drop your ass
Work on aggrandizing your mental lexicon
Do your best to attempt to cohere a couple neurons
I refuse to be called stupid by someone who's cerebral archive
Is small enough, they need to ask, "How many times does one go into five?"
The answer's five, nothing about that should be hard
I'm done before you can start number 1 and I'm the retard?
Yeah, I may be a sophomore in Algebra 1
But I've got the intelligence of a god damned brain surgeon
I would pay to watch you try to spell the word "rhyme"
But frankly, I don't have that much free time
Here: y = x. Find the slope
Can you do it in your head? No?
Here, take my pen and a piece of paper
You messed up? Too bad, you shouldn't need an eraser
Can you define the word "hypocritical"
The irony of the things you say about me is hysterical
Do you understand what it means to be blunt?
Well then here's an example: You're a f*cking c*nt =)